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"Ass like a pumpkin"

Greetings all you sexy nurses, Stevie Nicks-lookin-boho-chic-witches, collared pups (we see you, we know that outfit is not about halloween), and teenwolf freaks. Happy Halloween! aka Gay Christmas. The high homo holidays.

As promised I have a list of tunes for you. Maybe you’re hosting a rager this weekend or leaving the city for a drive out to the cornfields, or just vibing at home doing a solo seance- this music will provide. Throw it on shuffle or play in order, just make sure you get your yearly dose of Werewolf Bar Mitzvah.

Imo ideal Halloween music should be some combo of:

• Danceable Dark Wave- think Blade blood rave

• Spooky Head Bop Rap- The 90s/00s were exceptional times for this genre

• Scary Soundtrack Classics- Goodbye Horses is simply a must

I make a Halloween playlist every year and I gotta say that since 2022 no one has topped Megan Thee Stallion’s ‘Scary’. She currently holds the crown for best spooky bop.

“And that ass like a pumpkin, welcome to the dungeon”

Genius. It indeed is “scary for you hoes”. But hit up the comments if you you have other contenders! I’m always willing to be persuaded.

Alright hope yall have fun this week. Stay scary.